Hello! You can call me Em. I'm a huge dork and I really like Pentatonix, Pokemon, pixels, cute food, and lots of other junk. I also really like Avi Kaplan. Make yourselves at home.
things to say during sex
- hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
- well well well, someones looking desperate!
- man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
- [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
- pain is hilarious!
- boy these arms are durable
This is so important I can’t even put it into words.
Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.
Not all Muslims are terrorists.
Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.
when your friends think gross and offensive things are funny
laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3